I found it in my facebook, you can try to match it to yourself!
if you're an asian...
[x] Both of your parents are from Asia
[x] You were born in Asia
[x] You use the term "Azn"
[x] You think DDR is cool
[x] You watch anime
[x] You like Korean drama
[x] You have stuff hanging on your phone
[x] Your parents want you to marry within your own race
[x] You eat rice almost everyday
[x] You drink lemon tea
[x] You style your hair
[x] You have a xanga/bebo/myspace/friends
[x] You speak languages other than English
[x] Your parents are strict compared to other REALLY asian parents
[x]Your parents have high expectations of you
[x] You always get A's/B's on your report
[x] You do Chemistry/Biology/Physics/
[x] You know your multiplication table
[x] You play badminton or table tennis
[x] You've seen the asian version The ring/The grudge
[x] You go/want to go to a university and would NEVER consider an apprenticeship
[x] You own an asian car
[x] You're not the only child
[x] You've gotten little red envelopes around February
[x] You know the difference between kung fu, karate and tae kwon do
[x] If you're a girl, you prefer white guys over asian guys, OR if you're a guy you prefer asian girls ,
[x] Your mother tries to bargain even though the product is already discounted
[x] You can do the rubiks cube (I used to)
[x] You have a box of noodles somewhere in your house
[x] You play video games
[x] Everytime you're going out your parents ask you where you're going and what time you'll be home
[x] You have karaoke at home
[x] You have have heard of BoA, Gazette, Ayumi Hamasaki, Gackt, Jay Chou, Twins, or DBSK
[x] You've been to a LAN more than 3 times
[x] You have incense sticks/moth balls in your house
[x] You own a gaming console
[x] You play a musical instrument,
[x] You don't wear shoes in your house,
[x] You can use chopsticks well
[x] You get nothing if you do well in school,
[x] Your parents won't let you go out if you have school the next day
[x] You have asian songs on your computer/iPod
[x] You don't like football
[x] You have/had a curfew
[x] You know what ulzzang/tb means
[x] You know what purikura is
[x] You like bubble tea
[x] Your parents bought you shoes many sizes too big so you can "grow into it" and wear it for years to come.
[x] You've played final fantasy
[x] You believe in fortune cookies
[x] You know what bok choy is ,
[x] You've heard the song "Got rice?"
[x] You have/had a tutor
[x] You've had pockys/yan yan before
[x] When you seek for your mother's permission she replies "Ask your dad"
[x] You like to save things in case you need them later, even if you never use it
[x] You have tasted durian.
[x] You hope to be employed in something practical, like medicine, law, accounting, or engineering,(Animator or Architecture)
[x] You have eaten dog or snake ,
[x] Everyone thinks you're at least a year younger than you actually are,
[x] You call your adult family friends "Auntie" or "Uncle" (Tito or Tita)
[x] You have or have had a bowl cut or mushroom cut
[x] Your parents enjoy comparing you to their friends' kids
[x] You eat everything with chopsticks
[x] You hang/hung your clothes out to dry on a line attached to the window of your flat and the window across from yours
[x] You are applying to an ivy league college
[x] Your parents or relatives have tried setting you up with someone
[x] You eat for breakfast what is considered food unfit for breakfast
[x] You scored higher on the math than you did on the verbal on the SAT
[x] You always cheer for the Asian athlete on TV
[x] You love shopping at Costco because everything's cheaper when buying in bulk, even if you don't need so much
[x] You buy rice in 50lb sacks at least
[x] You have had to wear hand-me-downs
[x] You get two of the same thing but one is better because it's free
[x] You fight for the bill because of face, even though you don't actually want to pay for such an expensive meal
[x] You make things yourself because it's cheaper, even though it takes more time
[x] You own a huge butcher knife but it's actually called a "vegetable knife"
[x] You own a lot of Tommy Hilfiger or Calvin Klein
[x] You can down cups of tea like water and not feel the caffeine effects because you're used to it LOL
[x] You love hot pot
[x] You make your rice without butter, spices, or salts
[X] Your parents are especially loud on the phone, they laugh too hard ( OMFG YES! )
[x] You always take home the leftovers from a restaurant
[x] You try to coerce others into taking the leftovers if you're eating with company
[x] You give fruits as gifts ,
[x] You will waste extra gas to find cheaper gas/other things
[x] You are smaller in size compared to the Caucasian population
[x] You have relatives in Canada
[x] The number 8 is an extremely lucky and important number to you
[x] The number 4 is an extremely unlucky number to you,
[x] Every big event revolves around food
[x] You have gotten used to the smells of herbal medicines
[x] You are stick thin and want to keep it that way
[x] You try to save money on everything you buy
[x] You eat a lot but it doesn't add much to your weight
[x] You care a lot about staying in fashion with the rest of Asia
[x] School is always the number one priority in your family
[x] You care a lot about honor and saving face
[x] Your parents expect you to do everything right
[x] You mix languages up constantly while thinking and speaking
These are about asian people, remember asian!
Thanks to Kerwin!
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